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"I guess not. Three twenty? Yeah, I guess thats as good a number as any. " He got out a fat alligator wallet and counted out six fifties and a twenty. "Three-two-oh," he said, handing them to me. "If this drags on and on and you want more, you let me know. Good enough?"
"Good enough. Suppose I have to get in touch with you, Spinner?"
"Uh-uh. "
"Okay. "
"Like, you wont have to, and if I wanted to give you an address I couldnt anyway. "
"Okay. "
He opened the attach? and passed me a nine-by-twelve manila envelope sealed on both ends with heavy-duty tape. I took it from him and put it on the bench beside me. He gave the silver dollar a spin, picked it up, put it in his pocket, and beckoned to Trina for the check. I let him have it. He paid it and left a two-dollar tip.
"Whats so funny, Matt?"
"Just that I never saw you grab a check before. And Ive seen you pick up other peoples tips. "
"Well, things change. "
"I guess they do. "
"I didnt do that often, dragging down somebodys tips. You do lots of things when youre hungry. "
"Sure. "
He got to his feet, hesitated, put out his hand. I shook it. He turned to go, and I said, "Spinner?"
"What?"
"You said the kind of lawyers you know would open the envelope as soon as you left the office. "
"You bet your ass they would. "
"How come you dont think I will?"
He looked at me as though the question was a stupid one. "Youre honest," he said.
"Oh, Christ. You know I used to take. I let you buy your way out of a collar or two, for Christs sake. "
"Yeah, but you were always square with me. Theres honest and theres honest. Youre not gonna open that envelope until you have to. "
I knew he was right. I just didnt know how he knew it. "Take care of yourself," I said.
"Yeah, you too. "
"Watch yourself crossing the street. "
"Huh?"
"Watch out for buses. "
He laughed a little, but I dont think he thought it was funny.
Later that day, I stopped off at a church and stuffed thirty-two dollars into the poor box. I sat in a rear pew and thought about the Spinner. Hed given me easy money. All I had to do to earn it was nothing at all.
Back in my room, I rolled up the rug and put Spinners envelope beneath it, centering it under the bed. The maid runs the vacuum cleaner occasionally but never moves the furniture around. I put the rug back in place and promptly forgot about the envelope, and every Friday a call or a message would assure me that Spinner was alive and the envelope could stay right where it was.
Chapter 2
For the next three days I read the papers twice a day and waited for a phone call. Monday night I picked up the early edition of the Times on the way to my room. Under the heading of "Metropolitan Briefs" theres always a batch of crime items tagged "From the Police Blotter," and the last one was the one I was looking for. An unidentified male, white, height approximately five six, weight approximately one forty, age approximately forty-five, had been fished out of the East River with a crushed skull.
It sounded right. Id have put his age a few years higher and his weight a few pounds lower, but otherwise it sounded very right. I couldnt know that it was Spinner. I couldnt even know that the man, whoever he was, had been murdered. The skull damage could have been done after he went into the water. And there was nothing in the item to indicate how long hed been in the water. If it was more than ten days or so, it wasnt Spinner; Id heard from him the Friday before.
I looked at my watch. It wasnt too late to call someone, but it was far too late to call someone and seem casual about it. And it was too early to open his envelope. I didnt want to do that until I was very certain he was dead.
I had a couple more drinks than usual, because sleep was a long time coming. In the morning I woke up with a headache and a bad taste in my mouth. I used aspirin and mouthwash and went down to the Red Flame for breakfast. I picked up a later Times, but there was nothing further on the floater. They had the same item as the earlier edition.
Eddie Koehler is a lieutenant now, attached to the Sixth Precinct in the West Village. I called from my room and managed to get through to him. "Hey, Matt," he said. "Its been a while. "
It hadnt been all that long. I asked about his family and he asked about mine. "Theyre fine," I said.
"You could always go back there," he said.
I couldnt, for far more reasons than I wanted to go into. I couldnt start carrying a badge again, either, but that didnt keep him from asking his next question.
"I dont suppose youre ready to rejoin the human race, huh?"
"Thats not going to happen, Eddie. "
"Instead you got to live in a dump and scrounge for every buck. Listen, you want to drink yourself to death, thats your business. "
"Thats right. "
"But whats the sense paying for your own drinks when you can drink free? You were born to be a cop, Matt. "
"The reason I called-"
"Yeah, there has to be a reason, doesnt there?"
I waited for a minute. Then I said, "Something in the paper that caught my eye, and I thought maybe you could save me a trip to the morgue. They took a floater out of the East River yesterday. Little guy, middle-aged. "
"So?"
"Could you find out if they identified him yet?"
"Probably. Whats your interest?"
"I got a missing husband Im sort of looking for. He fits the description. I could go down and take a look at him, but I only know him from photographs and after a little while in the water-"
"Yeah, right. Whats your guys name and Ill find out. "
"Lets do it the other way around," I said. "Its supposed to be confidential, I dont want to spread the name if I dont have to. "
"I guess I could make a couple of calls. "
"If its my guy, youll get yourself a hat. "
"I figured as much. And if its not?"
"Youll get my sincere gratitude. "
"Fuck you too," he said. "I hope its your guy. I can use a hat. Hey, thats funny, come to think of it. "
"How?"
"Youre looking for a guy and Im hoping hes dead. You think about it, its pretty funny. "
The phone rang forty minutes later. He said, "Its a shame, I couldve used a hat. "
"They didnt get a make?"
"Oh, they got a make, they made him on fingerprints, but hes not a guy anybodys gonna hire you to look for. Hes a character, we got a sheet on him a yard long. You mustve run into him once or twice yourself. "
"Whats his name?"
"Jacob Jablon. Did a little stooling, a little boosting, all kinds of dumb shit. "
"Names familiar. "
"They called him the Spinner. "
"I did know him," I said. "Havent run into him in years. He used to spin a silver dollar all the time. "
"Well, all hes gonna spin now is in his grave. "
I drew a breath. I said, "Hes not my guy. "
"I didnt think so. I dont think he was anybodys husband, and if he was she wouldnt want him found. "
"Its not the wife whos looking for my guy. "
"Its not?"
"Its his girlfriend. "
"Ill be a son of a bitch. "
"And I dont think hes in town in the first place, but I might as well string her for a few bucks. A guy wants to disappear, hes just going to do it. "
"Thats the way it generally goes, but if she wants to hand you money-"
"Thats my feeling," I said. "How long was the Spinner in the water? Do they know that yet?"
"I think they said four, five days. Whats your interest?"
"Getting him on prints, I figured it had to be fairly recent. "
"Oh, printsll hold a week, easy. Longer sometimes, depending on the fish. Imagine fingerprinting a floater-shit, if I did that Id be a long
time before I wanted anything to eat. Imagine doing the autopsy. "
"Well, that shouldnt be hard. Somebody must have hit him on the head. "
"Considering who he was, Id say theres no question. He wasnt the type to go swimming and accidentally hit his head on a pier. Whatll you bet they dont come up with a conclusive homicide tag for it, though?"
"Whys that?"
"Because they dont want this sitting in the open file for the next fifty years, and who wants to bust their balls finding out what happened to an asshole like the Spinner? So hes dead, so nobodys gonna cry for him. "
"I always got along with him. "
"He was a cheap little crook. Whoever bumped him did the world a favor. "
"I suppose youre right. "
I got the manila envelope out from under the rug. The tape didnt want to budge, so I got my penknife from the dresser and slit the envelope open along the fold. Then I just sat on the edge of the bed with the envelope in my hand for a few minutes.
I didnt really want to know what was in it.
After a while I opened it, and I spent the next three hours in my room going over the contents. They answered a few questions, but not nearly as many as they asked. Finally I put everything back in the envelope and returned it to its place under the rug.
The cops would sweep Spinner Jablon under the rug, and thats what I wanted to do with his envelope. There were a lot of things I could do, and what I most wanted to do was nothing at all, so until my options had time to sort themselves out in my head the envelope could stay in its hiding place.
I stretched out on the bed with a book, but after Id gone through a few pages I realized I was reading without paying attention. And my little room was beginning to feel even smaller than usual. I went out and walked around for a while, and then I hit a few places and had a few drinks. I started out in Pollys Cage, across the street from the hotel, then Kilcullens, then Spiro and Antares. Somewhere along the way I stopped at a deli for a couple of sandwiches. I wound up in Armstrongs, and I was still there when Trina ended her shift. I told her to sit down and Id buy her a drink.
"But just one, Matt. I got places to go, people to see. "
"So do I, but I dont want to go there and I dont want to see them. "
"You could be just the slightest bit drunk. "
"Its not impossible. "
I went to the bar and got our drinks. Plain bourbon for me, a vodka and tonic for her. I came back to the table, and she picked up her glass.
She said, "To crime?"
"Youve really only got time for one?"
"I dont even have time for the one, but ones got to be the limit. "
"Then lets not make it to crime. Lets make it absent friends. "
Chapter 3
I suppose I had a fair idea what was in the envelope before I opened it. When a man who sidesteps through life by keeping his ears open suddenly turns up wearing a three-hundred-dollar suit, its not hard to figure out how he got it. After a lifetime of selling information, the Spinner had come up with something too good to sell. Instead of peddling information, he had turned to peddling silence. Blackmailers are richer than stool pigeons, because their commodity is not a one-time thing; they can rent it out to the same person over and over for a lifetime.

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Hit Me
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Two For Tanner
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Dead Girl Blues
One Night Stands and Lost Weekends
A Drop of the Hard Stuff
The Canceled Czech
Even the Wicked
Me Tanner, You Jane
Quotidian Keller
Small Town
Tanners Tiger
A Walk Among the Tombstones
Tanners Twelve Swingers
Gym Rat & the Murder Club
Everybody Dies
The Thief Who Couldnt Sleep
Hit Parade
The Devil Knows Youre Dead
The Burglar in Short Order
A Long Line of Dead Men
Keller's Homecoming
Resume Speed
Keller's Adjustment
Eight Million Ways to Die
Time to Murder and Create
Out on the Cutting Edge
A Dance at the Slaughter House
In the Midst of Death
When the Sacred Ginmill Closes
You Could Call It Murder
Keller on the Spot
A Ticket to the Boneyard
A Time to Scatter Stones
Keller's Designated Hitter
A Stab in the Dark
Sins of the Fathers
The Burglar in the Closet
Burglar Who Dropped In On Elvis
The Burglar Who Painted Like Mondrian
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The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons (Bernie Rhodenbarr)
Burglar Who Smelled Smoke
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Don't Get in the Car (Kit Tolliver #9) (The Kit Tolliver Stories)
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You Can Call Me Lucky (Kit Tolliver #3) (The Kit Tolliver Stories)
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Clean Slate (Kit Tolliver #4) (The Kit Tolliver Stories)
The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams
Burglar on the Prowl
In For a Penny (A Story From the Dark Side)
Catch and Release Paperback
Ride A White Horse
No Score
Looking for David (A Matthew Scudder Story Book 7)
Jilling (Kit Tolliver #6) (The Kit Tolliver Stories)
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Grifter's Game
Canceled Czech
Unfinished Business (Kit Tolliver #12) (The Kit Tolliver Stories)
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The Burglar Who Thought He Was Bogart
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One Last Night at Grogan's (A Matthew Scudder Story Book 11)
The Burglar on the Prowl
Welcome to the Real World (A Story From the Dark Side)
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Walk Among the Tombstones: A Matthew Scudder Crime Novel
Ronald Rabbit Is a Dirty Old Man
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The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling
Keller in Des Moines
Hit List
The Dettweiler Solution
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A Drop of the Hard Stuff: A Matthew Scudder Novel
Step by Step
The Girl With the Deep Blue Eyes
If You Can't Stand the Heat (Kit Tolliver #1) (The Kit Tolliver Stories)
The Topless Tulip Caper
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The Triumph of Evil
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A Chance to Get Even (A Story From the Dark Side)
The Boy Who Disappeared Clouds
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One Thousand Dollars a Word
Even the Wicked: A Matthew Scudder Novel (Matthew Scudder Mysteries)
Hit Man
The Night and The Music
Ehrengraf for the Defense
The Merciful Angel of Death (A Matthew Scudder Story Book 5)
The Burglar in the Rye
I Know How to Pick 'Em
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Three in the Side Pocket (A Story From the Dark Side)
Let's Get Lost (A Matthew Scudder Story Book 8)
Strange Are the Ways of Love
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A Week as Andrea Benstock
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The Sex Therapists: What They Can Do and How They Do It (John Warren Wells on Sexual Behavior Book 15)
Like a Thief in the Night: a Bernie Rhodenbarr story
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Everybody Dies (Matthew Scudder)
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Chip Harrison Scores Again
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The Crime of Our Lives
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The Trouble with Eden
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Sin Hellcat
Getting Off: A Novel of Sex & Violence (Hard Case Crime)
Coward's Kiss
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Blow for Freedom
The New Sexual Underground: Crossing the Last Boundaries (John Warren Wells on Sexual Behavior Book 10)
April North
Lucky at Cards
One Night Stands; Lost weekends
Sweet Little Hands (A Story From the Dark Side)
Blood on Their Hands
A Dance at the Slaughterhouse
Headaches and Bad Dreams (A Story From the Dark Side)
Keller's Therapy
The Specialists
Hit and Run jk-4
Threesome
Love at a Tender Age (John Warren Wells on Sexual Behavior)
The Devil Knows You're Dead: A MATTHEW SCUDDER CRIME NOVEL
Funny You Should Ask
CH01 - No Score
Sex and the Stewardess (John Warren Wells on Sexual Behavior)
A Madwoman's Diary
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Sinner Man
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A Candle for the Bag Lady (Matthew Scudder Book 2)
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