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  Step by Step

  A Pedestrian Memoir

  Lawrence Block

  For all my companions on all my walks, actual and metaphorical, whether circling some unpronounceable lake or trudging the road of happy destiny. And especially for Lynne, with all my love.

  You must go on, I can’t go on, I’ll go on.

  —SAMUEL BECKETT, The Unnameable

  Contents

  Epigraph

  If I Remember Correctly…

  Part I

  1

  THE FORECAST WAS RAIN ALL DAY SUNDAY.

  2

  I’VE BEEN A WALKER ALL MY LIFE.

  3

  I COULDN’T RIDE A BIKE, but I could damn well…

  4

  THE SUMMER AFTER MY SOPHOMORE YEAR at Bennett, when I’d…

  5

  IN FICTION, EVENTS HAVE ANTECEDENTS. Significant developments don’t just happen…

  6

  IT WAS DURING MY JUNIOR YEAR in high school that…

  7

  I ONLY APPLIED TO TWO COLLEGES, CORNELL AND ANTIOCH. Both…

  Part II

  8

  IT WAS THE SPRING OF 1977, AND I WAS living…

  9

  I READ THE MAGAZINES, Runner’s World and Running Times, and…

  10

  I HAD FOUND MY SPORT. And it was an odd…

  11

  WITH THE TWENTY-MILE MIKE HANNON COMPLETED, the finish line of…

  12

  THE APARTMENT I FOUND WAS ON JANE STREET, in the…

  13

  IN JULY OF 1982, I started spending time with a…

  14

  Random Walk DIDN’T HAVE much impact on the world of…

  15

  IN THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY 1991, LYNNE and I…

  Part III

  16

  LIFE, IT’S BEEN SAID, IS A SERIES OF CHOICES, and…

  17

  IT WAS NOT QUITE THREE MONTHS later when Lynne and…

  18

  WHY MOBILE?

  19

  WHEN I FLEW HOME FROM NEW ORLEANS, I was delighted…

  20

  THE SOUVENIR T-SHIRT FROM THE ATHENS MARATHON is one of…

  21

  THERE WERE PLENTY OF RACES IN AND AROUND NEW YORK…

  22

  DURING THE SUMMER I’D ENTERTAINED THOUGHTS of entering another marathon…

  23

  THREE WEEKS AFTER THE NEW YORK MARATHON, I’d have another…

  24

  BUT YOU REMEMBER THAT PART. FOR TOO MANY MILES—slow, agonizing…

  25

  I HAD TO PEE.

  26

  THE GOOD NEWS WAS THAT WAKEFIELD wasn’t going to be…

  27

  I DISMISSED ANY THOUGHTS I MIGHT HAVE ENTERTAINED about the…

  28

  THE RACE WAS EVERY BIT AS BAD AS I FEARED.

  29

  SIX WALKERS QUALIFIED AS AMERICAN CENTURIONS at the Ultracentric that…

  30

  AROUND NOON ON SUNDAY, the tenth of February, I was…

  31

  ON THURSDAY, APRIL 17, I FLEW TO SALT LAKE CITY,…

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Other Books by Lawrence Block

  Credits

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY…

  I’VE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL WRITER FOR FIFTY YEARS, and, with the exception of four instructional books for writers, virtually everything I’ve written has been fiction. (I did turn out several pseudonymous works of purported nonfiction, ostensibly psychological case studies, but they were entirely fabricated, fiction in sheep’s clothing.)

  So this is a departure for me. In the pages that follow, everything I’ve written is as it happened. I realize that this no longer seems to be a requirement in memoirs, that some memoirists apparently feel free to let their imaginations improve on reality, but when I want to use my imagination I sit down and write a novel. A memoir, it seems to me, should confine itself to what the author remembers.

  Clearly, this doesn’t matter to everyone. When I expressed contempt for one such imaginative memoirist, a contempt shared by Oprah Winfrey, my daughter Amy couldn’t understand why I was getting so exercised. “Maybe he made some of it up,” she said, “but I have to say I found it very entertaining.”

  Right. And that Hitler? Say what you want about him, but the guy was one hell of a dancer.

  SO I’VE STAYED with what I remember, and have avoided doing anything to improve it. My father couldn’t tell a story without exaggerating, aiming to make a better story of it. That always bothered me, and I’ve always erred in the other direction, hewing to the line of the literal truth.

  As best I can.

  Memory, you see, is an artful Ananias. I’ve become deeply suspicious of those cases in which a suppressed memory, recovered decades after the fact with the aid of a brilliant hypnotherapist, has resulted in an indictment for child molestation. Even conscious memories, I’ve found, are overly cooperative witnesses, quick to tell you what you want to hear. How much trust can one place in those wrestled from the unconscious? (And isn’t it remarkable how the same therapists keep on dredging such memories from one client after another?)

  Sometimes my memory’s a liar. Sometimes it’s merely asleep at the switch. I’m not inclined to trust it unequivocally, and yet I have to if I’m going to write about early times. Whom else can I consult?

  I tell the story, for example, of a walk I took in 1949 with two friends, Jerry Carp and Rett Goldberg. At least I’m pretty sure those were my two companions. That’s how I remember the incident.

  I can’t ask Rett. He’s gone, dead of cancer for more than a decade now. I could ask Jerry, we’re still friends, but would he remember? And if he did, why should his recollection be any more reliable than my own?

  And does it really matter who accompanied me on that walk downtown?

  HERE’S AN EXAMPLE of dueling memories. In 1960, I was one of half a dozen people who established a weekly poker game for small stakes. Most of us were writers, honing our skills and earning a marginal living writing paperback trash. And one of us came up with the idea of combining the two activities, to our mutual profit.

  Suppose, say, half a dozen poker-playing writers assembled at someone’s home. Five would play cards, while the sixth went off to another room and wrote a chapter of a novel. When he was done, he’d return to the game and another player would go write a chapter.

  And so on.

  Twice around the circuit would give us twelve chapters, and that’s all we needed. By dawn, if all went well, we’d have a book. We’d present that book to our agent, Henry Morrison, a poker player himself, and he’d peddle it to our publisher, and we’d divvy up the proceeds. It would be the first poker game in history where everybody would come out ahead.

  What could possibly go wrong?

  Six of us assembled at Mel Fox’s house—Mel, Don Westlake, Dave Foley, Hal Dresner, Byrne Fone, and myself. Somebody shuffled the cards, somebody dealt them out. And one of us went upstairs and sat down at the typewriter.

  I don’t remember who went first, but I do know that Hal, Don, Dave, and I were the first four, and each of us wrote our chapters with all deliberate speed and put them out of our mind upon returning to the game. Then it was Byrne Fone’s turn, and he had a request; he was not that sanguine about his ability to stay awake all night, and not much of a cardplayer anyway, so how would it be if he wrote both of his chapters at one stretch—and then went home?

  We all agreed that would be fine, and he went upstairs and got to work. And it didn’t take very long at all before he came downstairs, with not one but two chapters completed in record time. We wished him th
e joy of the evening—though it was probably morning by then, if you want to be technical about it—and he headed home while Mel, our host, climbed the stairs to take his turn.

  And time stopped.

  It was hours later when Mel finally staggered downstairs and the rest of us discovered the problem. Byrne, concerned that he’d fall asleep at the poker table or the typewriter, had tried to stack the deck by ingesting a handful of amphetamine. That almost certainly had a good deal to do with the pace at which he knocked off his assignment, but it also scrambled his brain beyond recognition, and the two chapters he’d produced were gibberish. Grammatically correct gibberish, perfectly typed gibberish, even highly literate gibberish—but the story got lost completely, and nothing on the page made a particle of sense.

  That was only half the problem, and if Hal or Don or Dave or I had been scheduled to follow Byrne, all would have been well; the four of us were old hands in the world of soft-core porn, and would have quickly concluded that Byrne’s chapters would be fine for lining the parakeet’s cage but for nothing else, and would have tossed them and picked up where he’d started.

  But Mel was the group’s neophyte, and it never occurred to him to question the work of a veteran like Byrne. So what he tried to do was write the next chapter, and do so in a way that would make logical sense, and all of that was plainly impossible. Which is why it took him hours, and why he ultimately came downstairs looking as though he’d sustained a massive concussion.

  That was pretty much the end of that. Dawn had broken, and so had our spirits. We cashed in our chips and went home.

  Years passed. Several of them, during which time Dave Foley came down with leukemia and died at a lamentably early age. And at some point we disinterred the partial manuscript, which we’d taken to referring to as Lust Fuck; we shit-canned Byrne’s chapters and Mel’s heroic attempt at their sequel, and Don and Hal and I took turns adding chapters to what was left until we had, if not a book, at least a book-length manuscript. We gave it to Henry, who sold it to our regular publisher, Bill Hamling, and every cent of the proceeds—$1000? $1200?—went to Sandy Foley, Dave’s widow. It was our understanding that Scott Meredith, Henry’s employer, didn’t even take a commission on this particular sale, and that, I have to tell you, is the single most implausible element in the whole affair.

  All these years later, I recall nothing whatsoever about the plot or characters of Lust Fuck. The book must have been published, but I never saw a copy, and never learned what title it bore or under whose pen name it appeared. Were I to read it now—and I must say I hope that never happens—I doubt it would ring the faintest of bells.

  While the book as a collection of ill-chosen words has essentially vanished without a trace, it lives on in legend. As an experiment in literary collaboration, Lust Fuck was an abject failure. But its anecdotal value was more than adequate compensation for all concerned. I don’t know how many times I told the tale over the years, and so did Don, and so did Hal.

  But none of us got anywhere near as much mileage out of the story as another fellow. He, like Henry, worked as an agent for Scott Meredith. He too was a frequent player at our weekly poker sessions. And, although none of us knew it at the time, he was supplementing his agent’s salary by writing pseudonymous books for Hamling. (He may have kept this last fact a secret to avoid the appearance of conflict of interest.)

  I won’t embarrass him by telling you his name. He’s a fine fellow, an able literary agent, and on balance certainly one of the world’s good guys.

  And, I have to say, a superb raconteur. He tells the story of Lust Fuck in great detail and with great enthusiasm. In his version, he was one of our number at Mel Fox’s house in Queens, an avid participant at the poker table downstairs, an able hack upstairs at the typewriter.

  But, see, he wasn’t there. He couldn’t have been, for Christ’s sake. We didn’t even know at the time that the sonofabitch was a writer.

  Did he simply figure it made a better story if he put himself into it? Or, as one theory about OJ holds, had he told the story his way so many times that he came to believe it himself? I don’t know and I don’t care. I know he wasn’t there. He may or may not know he wasn’t there. At this stage—indeed, at any stage—what earthly difference does it make?

  AH, WELL.

  I’ve had to make a particular effort to avoid overusing such phrases as If I remember correctly and To the best of my recollection and As I recall. The reader can take them to be an unvoiced preamble to every incident I recount.

  So: Everything that follows is the truth, as far as I can tell.

  THERE’S ONE OTHER thing I ought to tell you, although you’d probably figure it out for yourself in short order.

  This book is self-indulgent.

  It seems to me that comes with the territory. How could a memoir be other than an exercise in self-indulgence? One writes it sustained by the assumption that a record of one’s own experiences and observations will be of interest to other people. This assumption often proves to be unwarranted, which may explain why such a high percentage of memoirs are self-published, or not published at all.

  For my part, I found that the only way I could manage to write this book was to let it be every bit as self-indulgent as it wanted to be. It is, to be sure, a record of my experiences as a walker; if the book itself were a walker, it would be an ambler and a rambler, not terribly intent on racing to the finish line, and inclined to turn off on any path that looks inviting.

  Remembering, I’ve discovered, is curious work. The memory is a house in which there are many mansions; enter into one of them, and a hidden door can spring open, luring you into a portion of the past you haven’t visited in years. But there it is, and you slip inside, and another door opens…

  PART I

  1

  THE FORECAST WAS RAIN ALL DAY SUNDAY.

  Marathons are like football games. Weather’s not enough to cause their cancellation, unless it’s pretty dramatic. A hurricane will do it, but this was February of 2007, the weekend after Mardi Gras, and hurricane season was months away. So it would rain, and we would do what marathoners do when it rains. We’d get wet.

  I don’t mind getting wet. When I was a boy my mother assured me I wouldn’t melt, and so far she’s been right about that. Though a year earlier I’d found myself wondering.

  That was in Houston, on the last weekend of February 2006, where I participated in a twenty-four-hour race around a two-mile asphalt loop in Bear Creek Park. The race got under way at seven in the morning, and within an hour or so it started raining, and it didn’t entirely quit for eight hours or so. Sometimes it was a drizzle and sometimes it was a downpour, but the rain coming down was the least of it; what drove us all mad was the rain after it had fallen. The course didn’t drain properly, and great sections of our path were ankle-deep in water. It slowed me down and shortened my stride and messed up my feet and did nothing good for my disposition, let me tell you. More to the point, it led me to retire from the race after eighteen hours or so, with 64.25 miles to my credit. That was enough to top my one previous twenty-four-hour race, but only by a mile. I don’t know how far I might have gone in Houston on a dry surface, but I’m fairly sure I’d have managed a few more circuits of the course.

  So I really wasn’t looking forward to rain at the New Orleans race. But I’d show up rain or shine. I wouldn’t melt.

  MY WIFE, LYNNE, and I flew down to New Orleans on Friday.

  (Note, if you will, the commas before and after her name. The sentence would flow better without them, but they’re there for a reason. They indicate that Lynne’s my only wife. I referred earlier to my daughter Amy, and was able to do so without the bracketing commas, because she’s one of three daughters. If I had only one daughter, I’d have to use the commas. If I didn’t use them for Lynne, you’d have every right to suspect me of bigamy. Now this is one of those linguistic niceties like, say, the subjunctive, that seem designed chiefly to make people who are aware of
it feel good about themselves. I’d love to leave out those commas, but I don’t want you thinking I’ve got more than one wife. One’s plenty.)

  Lynne doesn’t usually accompany me to marathons—she has a life, even if I don’t—but New Orleans is her birthplace and remains very dear to her heart. We’d come down for the Mardi Gras Marathon the previous year, and planned a repeat, but with one signal difference; on Tuesday she’d return to New York, while I’d stay put for a month and get a book written. It was a book I’d gotten absolutely nowhere with for over a year, and I was dreading it, but nowhere near as much as I was dreading the marathon.

  Three weeks earlier I’d walked the Pacific Shoreline Marathon, in Huntington Beach, California. It was held on a beautiful seaside course, and the weather was splendid, and I was just cruising along, not pushing the pace, until somewhere around the sixteen-mile point I got a sharp pain in the ball of my foot. It was bad enough so that I might have stopped but for the fact that this was an out-and-back course and the only way to get back to my hotel was to keep walking. The pain was really quite intense, but I was able to walk through it and maintain my pace, and then after four or five miles like that it just went away. I never knew why it vanished, but then again I never knew why it appeared in the first place. I finished the race, got my medal, ate eight or ten oranges and anything else I could find, and went to my room to shower and put my feet up.

  And they weren’t in such great shape. My right foot, the one that had given me trouble during the race, had nothing wrong with it where I’d had the pain, not as far as I could determine. But the little toe had taken a beating, and the outer layer of skin on it slipped off like a glove, taking the nail with it. It didn’t hurt all that much, and I was confident I could get along without that layer of skin, and without the nail as well.

  Still, I’d had the thing for sixty-eight years…